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Everybody meet
Mr. Patrick Morrisey
Division of Forestry
Just kidding
He hates anything green
Unless we're talking money
I'm not trying to be funny
Mr. Lobbyist
For drug companies
The same ones
He works against
Now I know
We're not that dense
But I think he thinks
That we tend to be
And we ain't proving him wrong
Well I thought we were strong
But everybody come
And say it with me
The next Governor of WV
Absolutely cannot be
From New Jersey
But don't worry he was in DC
Already been the AG
For three whole terms
And what a mess that's
Turned out to be
Loves coal, hates trees
Hates water that's clean
Hates the EPA, ACA
You and me
Couldn't even do his whole job
For half of the time
Because of all of those former
Opioid ties
If I had to guess
I'd probably say he loves to lie
I'd probably even say
He wouldn't care if you died
Well we're supposed to be the type
To take care of our own
But I've been feeling pretty bad
Kinda down, a little sad
About Patrick Morrisey
And the future of our home
Where are we gonna go
When there's no more Country Roads
And I didn't see you at the polls
On November fifth
Now we're stuck with this
Lowlife corporate grift
Patrick Morrisey
He's gonna leave us out
In the cold
Well that's old
Patrick Morrisey
I can feel it
Down in my bones
Well that's old
Patrick Morrisey
I can feel it
Deep in my soul
Well that's old
Patrick Morrisey
So next time
Go out and vote
And vote No
On Patrick Morrisey